[Butterfly's looking distinctly uncomfortable ( Read more... )

I don't know why I was freakin' out so much before, things aren't that bad. I just gotta relax, y'know? Give myself some time t' clear my head and just be normal for once, despite the fact that I'm easily far from the term.

Ah, whatever.

So, what're you up to, ducks?

(have an incredibly chillaxed psychic, guys. who can't lie.)

So, I've been off and on doin' my thing for the last few weeks. I got Abbott trained to 'sit' 'stay' and 'play dead' now, which is just the cutest thing! I hold up my hand and make a gun, ya know, and say 'BANG!' and she topples over and lays there ( Read more... )

EVERYONE! There's someone in dire need of our help!

Please, everyone, if you know any way to help peoplesprincess... Please tell me! I think she's been hurt for a very long time, and I need to heal her heart. The people who deny it are the ones who have been hurt the deepest.

Don't worry, Suffering Lady! I'll definitely help you!

I underestimated the number of mules of Latin America.  You'd think that the towns guerrilla groups work with would have something a bit more modern.  More trucks or cars.  It's all people on foot and go-carts.  Makes me wish my motorcycle could take the terrain.  It's times like this when I almost miss that horse.  We had good times at Waterloo ( Read more... )

Well then, little humans, I figured that I should just let this all out in the open. Just to see your reactions. For a being as old as I am, playing with people is one of the true pleasures I gain out of my eternal life.

I am no god, but even they should fear me. I can do things that not even they do. All boundaries and borders are open to me. I don ( Read more... )

You're all idiots. But at least this time, it's funny as hell. Heaven fucking forbid you have to share something personal with strangers.

Not that I would be any better if you people found out about my stuffed bear that I still keep with--

....shit

I hate my Dad! I hate him ( Read more... )

Wow, everybody seems to be losing it around here. Is the community causing it? As long as it's not the other mother I think I'm safe.

Wait, why did I just type that? She's locked away, she can't do anything to-

Oh, god.

((OOC: And now you all know her big secret. Feel free to ask personal questions about it!))

Shit.

Shit.

I'm out today, folks. Busy. Things to do. People to avoid. I need to go make soup.

Not really, Alfred cooks. I just watch and learn via stalking, like most everything.

...Shit.

Okay, leaving now.